“Nikki is focused and reliable. No matter how many buffet items are available to choose from, she always makes me a priority. After she has bypassed the salad bar, maneuvered her way around the meat carving station, and dodged the desserts, she finds me. One determined diner, Nikki leaves no dollop disregarded, no spoonful spared. Like “Starch”ky and Hutch, we compliment and comfort each other splendidly; I, through the fulfillment of my purpose as a tasty and satiating tuber, and she, the hospitable and hungry invitee of my complex carbohydrates.”


The Perfect Helping Of Mashed Potatoes